a tier list / a doom index / a receipt
rank what you stopped buying in 2026. get your doom index. screenshot it.
22 grocery tiles. 6 tiers from still buying it to now stealing it (allegedly). drag, publish, get a doom index out of 10 and a footer line you'll want to quote-tweet. this is the cope, not the plan. fight your group chat about the rotisserie chicken placement.
Cold Turkey 2026 (14)
Doom Index: 6/10
millennial 4th-recession form.
millennials' 4th recession like 'oh this song again'.
Now Stealing It (Allegedly) (20)
Doom Index: 10/10
you ARE the recession indicator.
you haven't paid for netflix since the obama administration (allegedly).
Was Never Real Money Anyway (4)
Doom Index: 4/10
you ate. you walked. we ball.
you ate. you tipped 22%. that's it. that's the move.